The Overly Chatty Customer

Spring is a joyful time in the seed business except for one aspect – the overly chatty customer.  They seem to be attracted to the busiest days of the year. One thing is for sure. They have time and you don’t.

Learn how to spot them. Learn how to laugh at them. And most importantly, learn how to hide from them.

You’re welcome.

-Matt

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2 thoughts on “The Overly Chatty Customer

  1. Guys, this is unbelievably funny! And 100% relatable. Here at Maple Leaf we have the following characters who come and never leave:

    1. “Hit on the secretary” guy
    2. “Ask for my opinion then argue with me” guy
    3. “You are not even a customer, why are you here?” guy
    4. “reporting on local shenanigans, marital affairs and generally shady gossip” guy
    5. “wipe the shit off your boots before you come in” guy
    6. “your smell like a sheep” guy
    7. “I’ll go somewhere else for that price” (but never actually does) guy

    …the list goes on and on!!